Greetings, creatures of shadow!

‘Tis the season… when snow falls, bells ring, and Be’lakor glares disapprovingly at all mortal festivities from the shadows of the Warp. Yes, commanders, Chaosmas is here!

While most people spend the holidays decorating trees, sharing gifts, and trying not to burn the turkey, Be’lakor and his daemonic pals have their own set of traditions. And trust us… HR would not approve.

So sit back, pour yourself a cup of warp-infused cocoa, and let’s peek into how the Dark Master celebrates this very special (and ominously jingling) time of year.

When the Shadows Take Form

The air cracks, the Warp trembles, and shadows coil with purpose… because Be’lakor will finally be descending upon Combat Cards. The First Daemon Prince himself is stepping onto the battlefield, bringing his unmatched mastery of darkness, manipulation, and pure daemonic force with him. Commanders should prepare for a true shift in power, Be’lakor doesn’t just enter the game; he reshapes it in his image. Brace yourselves… the Dark Master is on his way.

Harry Faces the Chaosmas Question Gauntlet

If you had to design a Chaosmas jumper for Be’lakor, what would it look like?

Harry: One of those edgy alt Chirstams jumpers in black and white the just says “I’m the present”.

Does it have holes for wings? Does it glow ominously? Does it scream?

Harry: I mean presumably it has holes for the wings otherwise it’s kind of like an apron, which would make me scream. It might glow ominously, it could have those Christmas lights in the jumper but powered by 100% renewable soul energy.

What’s the worst possible gift someone could give Be’lakor and why?

Harry: Probably “How to Become a God for Idiots” or something like that. He’s been trying for a long time now, and while he’s very proud to be the first Daemon prince that also means he’s got the longest losing streak when it comes to divine ascension.

If Be’lakor invited you to Chaosmas dinner, what dish would you politely pretend to enjoy?

Harry: All of it? I mean I don’t think I would have to pretend because all of it would probably kill me on the spot.

How would Be’lakor decorate a Chaosmas tree?

Harry: He would probably get someone else to do it for him, then be disappointed and turn *them* into the tree.

Which Chaos God would be the worst Secret Santa and what cursed present would they give?

Harry: Khorne would give you something simple like an axe or a skull, but would then probably demand a fight if you got an axe or ask for the skull back for his throne.

Tzeentch would give you something that they wanted and know that you’d end up giving back to them so that’ll be a bit disappointing but ultimately harmless. Or so you think.

Slaanesh, you probably better leave it wrapped. It will be exactly what you wanted but then it would drive you insane as it becomes an obsession, slowly overtaking your mind, all you can think about, going around and around in your mind…

Nurgle will just give you last year’s leftovers, and insist you eat them. So yeh I think Nurgle. It’s always Nurgle.

Which Combat Cards character would make the best (or worst) Chaosmas party guest?

Harry: I think this is a pretty hard one in both directions. I don’t think there’s anyone particularly fun (without serious downside) but if Caphias Cain had a model, probably him? Going on actual cards in the game, maybe Colm Corbec, just as a decent human being. Worst would be someone from the Drukhari or (surprise surprise) a Nurgle Daemon.

If Be’lakor had to host a wholesome holiday baking show, what would go catastrophically wrong first?

Harry: Mary Berry turning up on set and immediately being reduced to a raving lunatic when confronted with cosmic horrors beyond mortal comprehension.

Gratitude from the Warp

Be’lakor may not look grateful… but we certainly are! Thank you for joining us on this shadow-soaked Chaosmas journey. You make this community powerful, hilarious, and brilliant, and we can’t wait to bring you even more carnage and chaos next year!